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The Primates' Jamboree
by Gary & Marlene Panell
|The primates one day had a big jamboree,
Their leader sat in front of the tallest coconut
And said with a chuckle, "My good fellow primates,
If you want a good laugh, just hear what man
Some teachers of men say that evolution is real cool,
And are training each youngster to grow up a
The kids all run wild and never show respect,
Living a life style any Ape would reject.
No well-mannered primate dictates to his teacher,
Shoots at the police officer or beats up the
Aborts a baby, or murders with a gun,
And then laughs and says, 'We're just having
Primates, my friends, have RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER
We hand out no sass to our father or mother.
The picture I've painted you'll agree is quite sad.
But listen, my brothers and sisters, I'm boiling
For some men are teaching, (those who think they're so great!)
That the Creature Called Man was at one
time a primate.
An ape just like us, and what's more, if you please,
He claims that at one time he swung through
Fellow primates, I think this is going too far.
We don't envy their home, their wealth, or their
But when they will spread such a horrible rumor
It's time for all primates to lose their good
So, come, you must help me prepare a big sign,
Protesting that man's no descendant of mine.
If evolution is true, then friends, we are sunk,
For I'd sooner be father to weasel or skunk!"
To hear a message on creation with the Poem Pirmates' Jamboree included click here MP3; wma
For more information on creation look at Answers in Genesis at www.answersingenesis.org or Institute for Creation Research at www.icr.org
Look at other articles on creation:
Where did Cain get his wife?
So You Lost Your Faith in College or University
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